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I heard he can launch nukes by whistling into a pay phone.


Impressive.. what pay phones?


Maybe I'm mistaken, but that sounds more like Chuck Norris.

Wait ... no fists involved. My mistake.


It's in his (Mitnick's) autobiography Ghost in the Wires. In his telling of the story they put him in a more restrictive environment exactly because of the reason given (launching nukes by whistling into a phone)


At the time people were using whistles to make free long distance calls, so I can understand where they were coming from.

The part I can't understand is believing that phone-whistles are connected to our nuclear launch system and not simultaneously trying to put nuclear missile operators in jail for incompetence.

"Oh the world might end with some whistling? Definitely punish the whistlers, that's where the problem is..."


The Judge in the case was a complete luddite and actually claimed to believe this. I still don't know for sure if she was just saying it, or she was that dumb.


Nukes launch Chuck Norris at their enemies.


With Chuck Norris, the nukes whistle at him, just to keep on his good side.


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Wow. Get help.


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People have different views from yours. Get over it.

We don't need to cancel everyone who who isn't what the current system considers the ideal cog.


Maybe just don't drag homophobia into unrelated threads?


When I think back to when I was 10 and every boy I knew idolized Norris and I instinctively hated his guts I feel better about myself.




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